While receiving a blowjob, you let out a fart. This fart smells so bad, but to make sure the person giving you a blowjob doesn't notice the smell, so you pull your penis out of the person's mouth and ejaculate up their nose.
by Nickell_Pickell May 18, 2016

John thought he was keeping his drinking under control until he thought he might blow chowder on the couch.
by lsc9x August 22, 2011

a serious con man won't go blowing fairy dust up your skirt. He will just lie to you and you wouldn't know the difference.
by Sexydimma April 16, 2014

when you go down to the beach and you meet a guy with a rv in the parking lot. the guy says he will give you beta access to all blizzard games if you suck his cock. you suck his cock but then he never gives you beta access. your friends make fun of you for the rest of your life.
by metchsucks August 29, 2022

Person 1: Dude, Carl looks constipated.
Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.
Person 2: Nah, bro. He is pre-blowing the 100 balloons we need for the party tonight.
by zach"Icantbehere" May 28, 2011

James: hey man I’m bouta go to a bjcf (blow job corn field) w my girl
Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie
Eric: that sounds fun I went yesterday with Katie
by Kiteorange December 20, 2020

by ThorMonster October 4, 2018
