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Tom

Tom only wants Ashley for her ass.
Suzy: "Look at Tom, he's drooling."
Julia:"Yeah well, he is following Ashley's ass."
by Krkič April 21, 2019
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Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.
by CockSlurper69 June 3, 2019
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The Tom Cruise

A sexual act were the the man after cumming in his partner quickly runs towards the nearest window and proceeds to jump through it.
Yo dude I heard you pulled The Tom Cruise on my girl last night!?

*Does yet another Tom Cruise*
by Urbanurk September 13, 2019
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Tom's Angels

The only site on the interwebz that both rulez and has no pr0n on it at the same time :O. It is run by (the) devil and features a (sometimes) daily blog (tom4prezhilton), and fucken rulez.
Me: Have you ever been on Tom's Angels . com?

You: No

Me: Well, you should

You: Alright then

Me: See you there
by dotto train September 26, 2009
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Throwing a Tom

While playing cornhole when someone throws a bag short of the board.
I hate throwing a Tom. Theses boards must be too far apart.
by Bags master July 3, 2024
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Tom Lennelly

A Man that gets overly drunk and pukes up and refuses all help that is offered to him. Usually a knob, he lies to public officials in order to conserve his "street cred"
"man you got so Tom Lennelly'd last night!"
by bodgerbadger February 26, 2009
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Tom

Tom has hair that looks like burnt cauliflower, all toms are like this...trust me
Passes note to Tom

Note- your hair looks like burnt cauliflower
by Yaaaaaaàaaaaaaa November 30, 2018
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