fail muffin

When you fail so bad you could die sitting in your own muffins. Also refering to failing less than fail muffin. Look up fail cake.

Did you see Justin Biebers concert last night?

Yea he was a fail muffin!

by fat weiner yayayayayayayaya May 22, 2011

muffin

a food

i will eat this muffin.

by anonymous October 16, 2020

Naked Muffin

Small muffins that have human body parts that may kill yousome people may see when using LSD, and are usually accompanied by Spaghetti Noodles.

Oh shit im freaking out man im seein some fuckin naked muffins

by Nathan LaMarr November 26, 2007

Cold Muffin

An innuendo that will stump the boys.

"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."

by MalMot March 27, 2024

Turd Muffin

A turd that is shaped like a banana nut muffin.

Hey everybody, come and look at my turd muffin that I just pinched off into the toilet.

by Peck R. Wood March 10, 2017

muffin-fluffer

The rough equivalent of a cocksucker, but for the ladies. One who fluffs the muffin. A kiss ass, a suck-up, a brown-noser. Not to be trusted.

"Who's Emily's new assistant?"
"Oh you mean Kaylee? Yeah, she's a total muffin-fluffer. The boss says 'jump' and she says 'how high?'"

by FluffinMuffins October 1, 2020

Muffin

A masculine woman who dresses manly (but is still feminine ) and loves Muff Diving .

The lady and her stud muffin caused a commotion at Walmart.

by Trucker3308004 March 7, 2025