CBA Syndrome

CBA - can’t be arsed. Where you suffer greatly from lack of inspiration or any kind of determination that you can’t get anything done, or maybe you’re just lazy and can’t be arsed.

Kevin: do you want to go out today?

Bruce: No, I’m suffering from CBA Syndrome

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I’ve been wanting to make a short film and I know I need to put work into it but I’m suffering from CBA syndrome.

by ahumblebeing June 3, 2021

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iea syndrome

the state of delirium that comes over you after spending 12 hours in the freezing cold at an iea show

-Are they high?
-No, they just have iea syndrome

by ririmal May 13, 2023

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Hoffman Syndrome

Hoffman Syndrome refers to a state of not knowing who is laughing at you or with you. People with Hoffman Syndrome cannot tell the difference.

*Someone does something embarrassing and people start to laugh*
"He thinks he's so funny, he has Hoffman Syndrome."

by ReaperMM07 May 4, 2023

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Tomato Syndrome is a syndrome with short-lasting effects. It's when your face turns red and you grow green hair. Tomato Syndrome has many causes, it can happen when you sit in the sun for too long, when you laugh too hard, when you eat too many tomatoes, just about everything can cause it.

The symptoms will go away after a few minutes to an hour. If symptoms persist, go see a doctor.

Jack: *is dying from laughter and starts to turn red, one of the early signs of Tomato Syndrome*

Jill: There you go, you laughed so hard that you got Tomato Syndrome! Now we have to wait for you to go back to normal.

by pizzacato July 12, 2021

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