Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."

Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.

by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021

FUN KING SOCKS

The nice way to write/say " fucking sucks "

I would definitely give it nothing less than the "fun king socks" rating .

by pnchitlicit September 21, 2019

sock bag

A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine

I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.

by The poor Landlord October 13, 2021

Wolf socks

Socks of different colors, like brown and blue.

Dude, why you wearing wolf socks? Are you that drunk?

by RWT for real October 27, 2019

Diddy Socks

Striped socks that a guy wears to lay the smack down on his girl for stepping out of line. Preferably multicolored.

Mateo’s old lady ran out the door when she caught him putting on his Diddy Socks because the sandwich she made him was missing salami.

by A-Hole M July 2, 2025

Sock Surprise!

(verb) The act of placing a sock in your crotch area to simulate a rather large penis. You then head out to the clubs (or wherever) and grind on girls who then presume you are sporting a rather nice/large package. Upon bringing one home, as she begins to unbutton your pants, you brush her hand away...reach down to grab the sock out of your pants and (gently) whap it across her face while saying "sock surprise! bitch! I've got a small penis, now let's do it!"
- See also Dirty Sock Surprise

guy 1: Dude! that chick was hot last night...how'd you get her home?
guy 2: Peacock quality display, man...then I nailed her with a sock surprise!

by james_m October 29, 2014

Fat guy socks

Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.

Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire

by Meatythigh November 9, 2021