ride the one legged pony

Fucking

Hey girl wanna ride the one legged pony?

by lddc March 28, 2015

Stroke Ride

When you stroke during the sexual act of riding

“Teach me how to stroke ride” - My Girlfriend

by cinder7373 July 5, 2021

Ride ghetto

Skateboarding term; To ride ghetto means to skate on the sidewalk/pavement as opposed to in a skate park or on the road.

Arildson: "We need to get to his yard quickly, bus is long for man."
Matt: "Fuck it, let's just ride ghetto."

by EscobarLDN December 9, 2013

The Sloppy Hopper Ride

Reverse Cowgirl, while taking a dump sitting on a dirty Portapotty toilet.

I took her the the John and she started giving me The Sloppy Hopper Ride

by TrueSloppyHoppee May 21, 2021

Riding a unicycle through a minefield

Taking an extremely treacherous action with extreme consequences for the slightest mistake

Ugh, describing FATAL on YouTube is like riding a unicycle through a minefield.

by anonymous November 19, 2024

Chill Ride

A motorcycle riders way of saying “do not stick to the speed limit”.

It means to cut up traffic with the homies, do wheelies, burnouts, and basically anything to wake up the whole state.

“Hey bro, let’s go for a “chill ride”.

by anonymous November 17, 2023

Little Brown Riding Hood

Taking a shit in a ladies hooded gown then tying the hood to her head via the pull cords and feltching her face until climax

"I'm about to get me a little brown riding hood"

by T0mmyKn1fe August 19, 2016