meat riding

simps for person by defending them and complimenting them

Alana was absolutely meat riding Bryson

by jiminy cricke4t December 2, 2023

Riding the Buick

To get really sick when drinking. The Buick cars used to be a rough ride and it made people sick especially when they had been drinking.

person 1: Hey man were you Riding the Buick last night after that party?
person 2: Yeah, I puked my guts out.

by blueknight187 April 12, 2015

Ride the Elephant

Secretly dropping acid before going to the Renaissance Faire with your family

Brian's gonna ride the elephant when we go to the Ren Faire

by wolfman85 June 19, 2025

Quadruple Ride

When your obese significant other gets on top to ride and it feels like you’re being crushed by quadruple wide trailer.

Damn… I nearly didn’t make it out of there alive after that quadruple ride from Bertha.

by KidsInKorea July 14, 2022

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

Dolphin Ride

When you bend over to tie your shoes and your cat jumps on your back and rides around for awhile.

"Hey look, Jean Luc Pikitty is getting a dolphin ride again."

"I'll give you fair warning Jean Luc Pikitty will want a dolphin ride if you bend over to tie your shoe!"

"Look at all of the scratches on my back. It must have been the dolphin ride."

"Can I give Jean Luc Pikitty a dolphin ride now?"

by WordManiac525 November 8, 2012

Ride the Dragon

To eat spicy food and realize that all pain is an illusion.

I’m about to order some spicy pad Thai and ride the dragon.

by MacChaddy5453059 December 8, 2020