When you take a shit and browse memes on your phone. Somehow you end up with a boner and have to visit the hub to satisfy your nasty male tendencies. If your toilet paper is 1-ply, then you know your man milk will shoot right through that sucker. so you finish in the toilet right on top of your logs, thus frosting the fecal cake.
Mike said he was taking a shit, but he's been in there too goddamn long. I think he's doing the ol' turd sprinkle.
by Aeserius December 10, 2016
Get the Turd Sprinklemug. El turd is that one cousin everyone has that just kinda appears how of nowhere asking you dumb questions like “do u like me” and “which cousin do you like more?”
by Happy20770 November 17, 2021
Get the El turdmug. A turd that has not been flushed and sitting in a toilet soaking up water. Someone comes along and pees on it causing a cloud of turd particles to be around the turd. I call people this when they are whining about something excessively.
Dude 1 "Man my gf made me go shopping with her and yelled at me when I tried to wander off."
Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."
Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."
Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
Dude 2 "Ya, so? Its kinda goes the territory with having a gf."
Dude 1 "We were walking around one store for an hour. It was sooo boring."
Dude 2 "Oh quit being a cry turd!"
by punbucket January 8, 2015
Get the cry turdmug. Bro 1: yo this movie is so good!!
Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals
Bro 2: nigga that movie was straight ass that shit was a polished turd the only thing good were the visuals
by FurryHunter69 April 28, 2023
Get the Polished Turdmug. Dude, I’m so sorry. I couldn’t get in the restroom and I had to heard a turd.
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
Man, my girlfriends new cat thinks it owns the place. It’s probably hearding a turd as we speak
by Wade Safechuck & W.N.B. May 2, 2022
Get the Heard A Turdmug. Just gross. All the disgusting smelling, looking, sounding, tasting, feeling things… rolled up into one slimey ass human being. The worst of the worst.
That guy that was hitting on me look like a Turd’s Armpit. He was nasty.
This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
This chick been texting me non-stop. Like “No Bish! You are literally a turd’s armpit!”
by girl1342 February 17, 2023
Get the Turd’s Armpitmug. Person 1: I voted for the turd sandwich in the last election.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
Person 2: Why would you vote for the Turd Sandwich?
Person 1: Because They're not a giant douche.
by awesomeMB9 July 19, 2022
Get the turd sandwichmug.