plunge your toilet

Slang phrase meaning "I want to shove my hard shaft up your ass" aka anal.

Babe, I want to plunge your toilet, so bad tonight.

by lil_birdy January 3, 2019

Big terti in the toilet

BY doing a big terti in the toilet you are just taking a big fat hard dump.

Worries yo-yo Kyoto took a big terti in the toilet

by BIg terti master 69 May 10, 2019

shotgun the toilet

When bad Mexican food goes right through you and the person ends up shitting their brains out in an explosive manner.

-Bro I totally shotguned the toilet after eating Taco Bell.

-Shotgun the toilet?
-Yeah dude I basically blew that toilet up like a shotgun

by Gimgers_Snap_69 August 8, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of spacetime starts shaking.

Person1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet yesterday.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

murdering the toilet

When you take a shit so hard the fabric of space-time starts shaking.

Person 1: Have you been murdering the toilet again?
Person 2: Yeah, I totally murdered the toilet last night.

by Xanderoe August 15, 2019

The Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

A period in early 2020 when rumours in Hong Kong of a lack of supply caused panic buying and hoarding of Toilet Rolls.

It was even reported that armed robbers stole hundreds of toilet rolls which were being delivered to a supermarket in Mong Kok.

Chaotic scenes were witnessed at Welcome during the Great Hong Kong Toilet Roll Crisis of 2020

by KevinHK February 16, 2020

how to flush a toilet

Drink all the shit and piss and then spit it up on the floor

Jim: how the fuck do i flush a toilet
shädman: eat the shit then spit on the floor
Jim: What the fuck is wrong whit you?
how to flush a toilet

by YesIAmAlive February 18, 2020