brain ded

A phase in life when you stay up till past bootycall o’clock with friends and start going insane to the point where you can cry about life and how you still a single Pringle in a world of 9 billion people then slowly recall into the darkness of sleep.

Me: *crying and eating a banana at the same time *

Friend: you brain ded?

by Karma-Lina February 26, 2018

Sugar Brain

A racial slur for candies

Person: YOU ARE SUCH A SUGAR BRAIN!!!!
Candy: That's like saying the n word to a black person, how dare you.

by MillyKilly October 11, 2025

Brain

Brain's are awesome! I wish everyone had one

that girl has no brain

by _PBJAM March 3, 2022

split braining

The action of thinking about two different subjects or ideas while attempting to communicate, usually resulting in communications failures.

Person A: I just hit a deer.

Person B (Thought 1): Did it have antlers? That would be a buck.
Person B (Thought 1): I hope you avoided getting hurt. I probably would have ducked.

Person B: Was it a duck?

Person A: No, but I wish it was.

Person A: I'm sorry, I was split braining there.

by Chuck80 December 6, 2011

Jizz Brain

When you put the tip of your dick in a girls nose and ejaculate onto her brain.

While she was sleeping I wanked in her nose and gave her mad jizz brain and she might die.

by Miacplkane December 20, 2015

Monkey-brain

A reference to Neanderthals or homo sapiens, the mindset of not being able to comprehend factual information or not understanding an entire complete message.

Do you not understand that what I'm trying to say? what do you got a monkey-brain ?

by Dayg0Playz July 25, 2023

Brain Flatlining

When you’re talking to someone and your brain goes poof

Hi my name is patrick and my brain flatlining can you repeat that

by Bold-Pear904 September 13, 2019