Snow Mattress

When you live above the 40th parallel and you don't have a garage to keep your car in during the winter, you may find yourself driving around with an 8 inch thick slab of snow on the hood of your vehicle.

I thought that it was starting to snow while driving down the highway, but it was only coming from the giant snow mattress on top of the car in front of me.

by Mysterio 015 January 3, 2023

Snow Peashooter

A plant from the Plants vs. Zombies franchise that shoots slowing peas at Zombies which can decelerate the movement speed of the affected Zombie, but also deals the same exact damage as a Peashooter.

"One Snow Peashooter on every lane + 2 Repeaters worth on 2 coluums = The best way to beating the easy levels in Plants vs. Zombies."

by Otheruser325 January 15, 2023

Snollyghoster

A shrewd; unprincipled person

I is a snollyghoster 😎🤓😏😂🫡🤫🤫🤫

by Tinger monster January 16, 2023

Snow Blunt

A blunt smoked out in the snow

It's been really cold recently but it's perfect weather for a snow blunt

by GMcD January 22, 2023

Snolio

The inability to walk in wintry weather conditions.

Jim was slipping and falling down on the slushy sidewalks because he has Snolio.

by Dave Wiggins January 23, 2023

Snow Camel

A racial slur for a Middle Eastern or North African person who has immigrated to a colder climate.

Old man: “I been seeing too many Snow Camels up in here lately.”

Woke Son: “Dad you can’t say that, that’s offensive! Our country has let these refugees in to create a better life”

Old man: “Fine, I’ll call ‘em Sand N*****’s”

by Redankulouss January 23, 2023

SNOWADAYS

Those snow days

I miss snowadays

by Pilu January 26, 2023