bombay slap jack

1)Go out with mates for a curry
2)Go home to partner
3)take partner's top off
4)shit all over her chest
5)get a dirty shitty tit wank

Danny-Good weekend Jules?
Jules-very good thanks
Danny-what did you get up to?
Jules-had a mean curry and a bombay slap jack!

by Crazy Wai April 12, 2005

Hindley Love Slap

hindley love slap contains boning a girl in the anal while , assaulting the back of her head with various garden offiliates.

" dude i proper hindley love slapped this dirty slapper last nite"

"want did you use??"

"a trowel"

by superkingjosh April 10, 2009

Slap Job

When a girl bitch slaps an erect penis to the point of ejaculation.

"I've been a bad boy, I'm in serious need of a slap job"

by albinoavenger December 15, 2011

Slap ass day

Taken or not be prepared to get your ass slapped or grabbed all Month of October!!👻

“Yo I jus grabbed jasmines ass it’s national slap ass day”

by your local baddie October 1, 2019

Slap You SIlly

Meaning I'll slap the f*ck out of you until you're dizzy.

Boy: I swear to you I didn't cheat on you!
Girl: Don't lie to me bitch I ought to slap you silly.

by Shaya CUH June 26, 2020

danza slap

when a chick is givin you dome you take your dick put of her mouth and smack her in the face with it...the sound is somethin like ...BA CA CA as it ricochets off of her face very funny

the sound of me danza slappin that chick was liike BA CA CA

by B.Carroll 15063 September 4, 2006

Princeton Meat Slap

The act of slapping one's member across an unexpecting party's face.

When Eric was sleeping I ran into the room and gave that cunt a Princeton Meat Slap across his face!

by Eric the Red December 15, 2004