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Cunt Punch

(adverb)
when a woman is turned on and her pussy is so thoroughly soaked that she feels she could put it on tap and have someone drink her like hawaiian punch.
examples:
Some bitch was talking shit in math so I leaned over and told her to "shut up and drink my cunt punch"

Bf: damn babe, you're hella wet
Gf: then shut up and drink my cunt punch
*NSFW activities ensue*
by thefuhqbiatch February 28, 2021
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chess-punch

A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.
Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.

Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.
by dave342314 October 10, 2019
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Ball Punch

when a girl is that mad she will come over and amputate your ball sack
man - men are so much better than women

women - be carful what you say I will ball punch you
by Ball Punch May 24, 2018
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Peterson Punch

To shut down an angry, extreme feminist with pure logic, words only, non physical. (No women were harmed in the making of this statement)
I was speaking to this girl at the bar and she started bringing up loads of extreme feminist views, so I gave her a Peterson Punch.
by anonymous January 8, 2021
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Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January)

They're slutty and they like it (with consent, always ask consent)
Some twink: It's Punch a twink in the tummy day (7th January). I hope someone wants to punch my tummy today
by Mirt January 7, 2024
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Manitoba Punch

The Manitoba Punch is the friendly, northern cousin of the infamous Shocker. While the Shocker employs the index, middle finger and little finger, the Manitoba Punch uses just the thumb and little finger. The remaining three fingers are closed and apply a gentle “taint punch” to a willing participant.
Chris really surprised me on our trip to Phoenix when he gave me the ol’ Manitoba Punch!
by Sassy McButtercheese May 5, 2009
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On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.
Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!
by skdilde March 28, 2023
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