Cadens Penis

Very big and has girth, fantastic. If you meet a caden, suck their dick, you’ll probably gag though.

Caden: suck my dick, it’s cadens penis
Person: no I’ll gag!!!!

by CranberryJuice6979 June 3, 2022

Penis Simulator

sooo like dude its like a penis thats in a simulator for you sex deprived idiots on the internet

im gonna go play penis simulator

by AshiaTheIdiot March 20, 2022

penis cookie

"Penis cookie" is what Mars calls people when trying to insult them.

"u penis cookie"

by c.ase_y January 26, 2022

Squirrels penis

Also known as a 'Wet Willy'

It was shocked and impressed when Jenna put her wet finger in my ear and said 'squirrels penis'

by Super Sandy Cheeks February 2, 2022

Penis Apple

When you get a STI or STD so bad that your penis swells to the size of a apple.

"Hey Gary, I had sex with Rebecca last night and she gave me penis apple!"

by vilDOOM December 27, 2020

Jape Penis

Jape Penis is when someone inserts their penis in a jalapeño and lets it burn for more than 2 hours.

Last night, I had a Jape Penis. It was very erotic

by Dick&Balls420 January 9, 2021

thanos penis

thanos penis uh uh uh daddy fuck me boxed like fish kid

thanos penis got boxed like fish

by heal1staken January 16, 2021