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Jake Paul

The biggest retard ever. Who thinks he is rich but lets be real here he's not.
Dude, you just pulled a Jake Paul
by Lil Retard boiyo October 29, 2019
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Jake Paul

An Youtuber who does anything for entertainment. He does what he does for the fans (Jake Paulers). Sometimes he has gone too far, and now he know it. People keep hating him when he is trying to rectify his mistakes.

Don't hate him, help him become a better person.
by Jake Pauer September 16, 2017
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Paul Willingham

A genuinely awesome person and a dank memester.
-Watcher of memes
-Judger of steam games
-Stabber of backs
"Paul Willingham is a dank memester."
by Badunf February 5, 2017
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Act like paul Sataday

Act like Paul Sataday is a New Zealand spin off of the American show Saturday night live. Act like Paul Sataday however does not have structured sketchs in place like Saturday night live does, it merely has a bunch of people in a room taking cheap shots of anyone near by with the name paul were they try act like them in a sarcastic manner. Act like Paul Sataday debuted to New Zealand audiences on Tv3 earlier this year, it recieved critical success in which it scored a nine out of ten in the Tv guide. It came as a surprise to many that it had more viewers than the other most viewed show in New Zealand "Outragous Fortune". With the new show having been such a success there a rumours circulating of a new spinn off called Act like Aaron August which is set to start shooting late 2010 and is set to air in August 2011. Act like Aaron August will be all through August as opposed

Act like Paul Sataday which is only on saturday.
** Example of a sketch on Act like Paul Sataday **

Boff- Im Paul and my cars Fucked without papers.

Aaron- Im Paul and I have crabs

Brian- Ill fuckn smash you if you do that again
Aaron- Im a minge
Boff- I Have facial herpes
by Roberto Fury September 8, 2010
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Jake Paul

A scum fuck, who has scammed his massive child audience out of their parents money, no less than 3 times now, who also claimed that anxiety and depression don't really exist and are all in your head, as well as making a diss track on teachers, who did nothing wrong, are way too underpaid to deal with the kids he's turning against them, and who only try their best to help their students grow and be successful. As if that wasn't enough, a teacher came out with a response, also a diss track, and showed the blonde Ohio brat up with the line "some of these kids see me, more than their own dads". Embarrassed and disgraced, he then shifted to calling out "internet bullies" like Cody Ko and Noel Miller, two comedians who have single handedly kept Jake relevant.

As of writing this at the start of 2020, it is a common opinion that Jake Paul is less mature, more petty and childish, and more of a scumbag than his brother, Logan Paul, who, after filming a dead body and setting the internet ablaze, appears to have matured into a better, more responsible, more respectful person, than his brother, who is still attempting to remain relevant by stealing from his audience.

TLDR, someone who is worse than any combination of politicians, dictators, and serial killers imaginable.
"Bro, did you see Tommy at that party the other day?"

"Totally. Wasn't he begging for sympathy and money by pretending he had cancer and alzheimers?"

"Yeah, that's the guy. He was being such a Jake Paul."
by TetsuchiYamashiro March 9, 2020
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Paul

Paul is a potato boy. He has red hair regradless of if you cant see it, he does, get better eyes.
Hi paul
yo
YOu have red hair
no i don't!!!!!
ya you do, you are a paul. LOL
by sussyamogus April 7, 2022
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Jon-Paul

Jon-Paul, AKA “JP”
Of English origin; Jon meaning "God," Paul meaning"humble." Gives definition to the saying "The way a man treats his mother is how he will treat his wife." Jon-Paul is a "momma's boy."

Jon-Paul's are hard working and usually work well with their hands. sweetest, nicest, funniest guy you'll meet. JP’s make you laugh so hard you'll pee in your pants. JP’s has a beautiful smile and makes you smile just by looking at him.

They are very meticulous. If you befriend and earn a Jon-Paul's trust, you will never be alone. Jon-Paul's are very loyal friends. At first sight, a Jon-Paul may strike you as intimidating, but don't be fooled by his strong persona. Although he has a very strong work ethic, on spare time a party is not complete without him. Jon-Paul's can usually pursue any woman he desires purely because of his extremely strong sex appeal. He is not easily satisfied, and typically keeps in search of something more in a significant other. He is amazing in bed.
Girl: omg look it's Jon-Paul!

Girl2: isn't he so cute?!
by MizzJohnson November 23, 2021
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