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majestic potato

a person who can't walk or build on bridges.
Dang, that person is like a majestic potato.
by TootyFruity123 October 26, 2017
mugGet the majestic potatomug.

i love potatoes

holestly, same.
you: i love potatoes
me: i love potatoes
by potatoes are cool October 13, 2023
mugGet the i love potatoesmug.

Pat potato stuffy

When a tattooed gentleman named pat stuffs you with a potato
Omg last night pat gave me a pat potato stuffy all night.
by Cooperator September 30, 2019
mugGet the Pat potato stuffymug.

Unsalty Potato

The opposite of a hot/reem girl.
"That Rachel is SUCH an unsalty potato"
by Jhal123 May 14, 2012
mugGet the Unsalty Potatomug.

Sweet Potato

A sweet potato is when a thot plays your skin flute while your driving a tractor.
"Hey, whats up?"
"Not much, Just got a sweet potato. You?"
by St0rmTesticles September 12, 2021
mugGet the Sweet Potatomug.

Potato Balling

The placement of two small (or large) potatoes in a man’s shorts or Speedos with the express purpose of attracting women through his supposed physical endowments. This is a sad act engaged in primarily by men who are quite short or very pale skinned or skinny or butt ugly. Also, it is the gait affected by the man with said potatoes in said shorts.
Look at that little skinny guy Potato Balling down the beach. His jewels are moving too independently of each other to be for real.”
by AhLaVache August 26, 2013
mugGet the Potato Ballingmug.

Potato Male

A potato male is a frail and weak male compared to other higher class males such as Yogurt males and Gigma males. They are very self conscious and hate going to the gym and people that go to it. Unlike Yogurt males they try to make there life simpler but end up making it the most complicated thing on earth by overthinking everything. Basically, these guys are the guys that get bullied in school
OMG EEWWW! Is that guy a Potato male?
(runs away)
by The Yogurt male July 25, 2022
mugGet the Potato Malemug.

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