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Guy 1: so how was your date with (woman’s name)? Did you get any action?
Guy 2: Yeah dinner was great and she blowed my penis till I cummed when we got back to her place.
Guy 1: Nice, was (woman’s name) any good at blowing your penis?
Guy 2: yeah (woman’s name) was pretty good until she got air in my penis hole. Then I had to penis fart.
Guy 2: Yeah dinner was great and she blowed my penis till I cummed when we got back to her place.
Guy 1: Nice, was (woman’s name) any good at blowing your penis?
Guy 2: yeah (woman’s name) was pretty good until she got air in my penis hole. Then I had to penis fart.
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Brian: why is John being so weird, he's eating pickles with chocolate and screaming about unicorns in his sleep...
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
Kyle: he's got a penis fish.
Both: *begin to intensely cry*
Brian: WHY COULDN'T HE HAVE JUST ONE MORE YEAR?!? WHY GOD WHY?!?!
Kyle: it's too late brian.. he's gone..
John: *orgasms violently and dies*
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