Brain Suckers

Brain suckers is another name for headphones that weird / phychotic teachers use

*listening to music*
Teacher; 'THOSE ARE BRAIN SUCKERS GET THEM OUT OF YOUR EARS"

by Root Seal, Root Root August 7, 2018

Wormy brain

The act of giving spectacular head

Damn she’s giving him some serious wormy brain

by Wormy brain August 2, 2020

Monkey Brain

When you act on primal instincts and drives, such as a desire to mate, eat or procure shelter. Is in opposition of acting rationally.

Alec: Bro you know she isn't into you why are still trying to get laid?
Mathew: I don't know man, total monkey brain.

by drmaurice February 1, 2024

Brain Yawrt

In the middle of describing something you yawn and forget what you were talking about.

" so basically he was only 1 dollar away from *yawns* . . Wait. . I forgot what I was gonna say"
" Did you just have a Brain Yawrt?"

by Astromonotical May 18, 2019

Brain poser

A brain poser highlights the act of "posing" as intelligent. It combines "brain" with "poser," immediately signaling someone who's faking intelligence.

"He spent twenty minutes using all sorts of fancy jargon, but it was clear he was just a brain poser trying to impress the boss."

by Mac Merk July 22, 2025

shit'fo brains

an absolute dumbass

No way, that kid so thick he got shit'fo brains

by t33love-vizzyguy December 29, 2021

bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025