muffin busting

When you are trying to bang a chick but end up glazing her muffin pussy instead

Andy tried to bang Kim but ended up muffin busting her instead. Andy was cool with it..

by 47thumper November 9, 2019

Muffin

Someone who is both short and fat

R: ‘I seen a muffin of a woman at dunks bitching for sweet and low.’
Z: ‘a what?’
R: ‘a short fat person’

by Peninsula_69 August 9, 2024

turtle muffin

One who often arrives late due to walking slow, but is often regarded as being as sweet or soft as a muffin.

Ashley is such a turtle muffin, always casually getting to work late but while catching men's attention with her sweetness.

by TeamFSP May 3, 2022

muffin

A hockey term. pretty much means that you suck. Can be used on anyone at anytime.

"You're suck a fuckn muffin Craig!"

by chronodos May 31, 2016

English Muffin

A man with a hat and beard who inappropriately friendly with dogs that he meets in parks.

There is no requirement that they be English. Person or dog.

You see that English Muffin over there befriending our dog?

by ManWithHatAndBeard December 27, 2023

Muffin

Muffin/Muffinhead

A term that describes someone as annoying or obnoxious.

Person A: AUGHAUAUGH- I want milky >:(
Person B: Ugh, you're such a muffin

by Bluwucat June 25, 2021

Muffin men

Men with dad bods, most of the time gay rednecks

I love muffin men

by Tinytwink69 March 21, 2023