Sausage Monster

When you are sleeping and wake up to banging in your wardrobe and open the wardrobe realising that its your dad fucking your sister with a big fat juicy sausage while he is eating cookies and forces you to join in while your dad rips out a bottle of lube and sticks it on your cock forcing you to fuck your sister and cream-pie her wet pussy then waking up and realising it was all a dream then walking in on ur sister webcaming to old pedos.

“I had an umpleasant nightmare about the sausage monster last night”

by CreeperAu February 9, 2021

Conster monster

Someone that tags onto a group uninvited

That Deen guy is following us around. What a Conster Monster

by Tacpeng September 28, 2025

one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas

Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY

by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019

Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.

Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.

by Mr fraser August 24, 2021

taint monster

when that taint is so nasty you can smell the monster lurking inside

Stacy hadn't bathed in so long I could smell her taint monster

by dirtybitannefrank November 4, 2013

Monster School

A series I watched as a little kid instead of Skibidi Toilet which is probably better than Monster School currently, but Monster School in 2018 was peak. Now monster school currently is shit and I would rather be forced to watch Italian Brainrot but no one cares

2019: Let’s get addicted to this Monster School animation!
2025: I hate Italian brainrot but at least it is better than inappropriate content NSFW clickbait cringe Monster School 🥀

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 18, 2025

Buttface river monster

A really annoying person

Yo that kid is a buttface river monster

by Iamcool3637 August 13, 2019