Check with Jenny

Justify your personal stance by consulting somebody close to you to check what the general consensus is for what was already a well-established notion and give you a perspective. Bonus points if it is your wife and you are the Prime Minister of Australia.

“Jenny and I spoke last night, and she said to me, ‘You have to think about this as a father first. What would you want to happen if it were our girls?’ – Jenny has a way of clarifying things, always has.”- Scott Morrison on his check with Jenny

by The Ladybug February 18, 2021

Pulled a Johnny

When you and you’re friends are taking turns to do lines that are already laid out, the person snorting it ends up finishing his own and most of the other lines by accident.

Damn! Bruce just pulled a Johnny while all of us were waiting for our turn!

by Mmxu November 24, 2021

Bitch boy Johnny

Bitch boy Johnny

Jonathan is a good little bitch boy sissy bitch boy Johnny

by anonymous February 25, 2022

Be Good Johnny

Really good song by the band Men At Work, from their first album Buisness As Usual, released in 1981.

Listen to it n o w.

“Be Good Johnny is an amazing song by Men At Work, I think it's a little underrated.”

by Eddieheart August 7, 2022

Drop a Johnny

Take a shit, defecate. Called after slimy Johnny Howard the worst Australian Slime Minister ever.

Let's all drop a johnny on Johnny Howard. Good idea, but he won't smell any more than he already does.

by anonymous June 30, 2023

867-5309 / Jenny

Hey
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to?
You give me something I can hold on to
I know you'll think I'm like the others before
Who saw your name and number on the wall
Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny you're the girl for me
Oh, you don't know me but you make me so happy
I tried to call you before but I lost my nerve
I tried my imagination but I was disturbed

Jenny I've got your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny don't change your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
I got it (I got it) I got it
I got your number on the wall
I got it (I got it) I got it
For a good time, for a good time call
Hey, Jenny don't change your number
I need to make you mine
Jenny I've called your number
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Jenny Jenny who can I turn to

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
For the price of a dime I can always turn to you

(Eight six seven five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)
Eight six seven five three oh nine (five three oh nine)

867-5309 / Jenny

by Death Menace July 26, 2023

Fear Of Johnny Depp

i had a dream that johnny depp tried to kill me. I'm terrified of him. ☺️🤞

Johnny Depp: imma kill u
Me: aaaa I'm scared
Johnny Depp: you have the fear of Johnny depp

by Silly1246790 September 12, 2023