Harryween 

Harryween = ‘fancy dress up party-holiday’ created by the one and only Harry Edward Styles.

The holiday was supposed to be an encouragement for fans to dress up at the “Love on tour”- tour in April 2020. As we all know though, the tour was postponed but now, November 1 - 2021, HERE WE GO BABY!

Kevin: hey what are you gonna’ wear for Harryween this year?

Jimmy *that protested*: I’m thinking ✨trouser, trouser, trouser, straight in the balls✨

Luehh: forget what they taught you in Boy Scouts, we’re doin’ it the tommo way!

Harryween by The tommo way July 14, 2021

Hairy Gary

When a women slides her prickly 5 o'clock shadowed vagina up and down your back so you feel the scratching as she proceeds to leave a snail like slime trail that resembles gary the snail from spongebob

Last night clair went wild amd gave me a hairy gary

Hairy Gary by Frankenstank January 11, 2018

Harrysexual 

When a woman/ girl is ONLY straight for Harry Styles.

Hayley: So you're gay?
Ava: yeah
Hayley: what's with all the Harry Styles pics then?
Ava: he's the only exception
Hayley: So you're not gay?
Ava: more so Harrysexual

Harrysexual by All Payne No Liam December 25, 2020

Hairy Potter 

The act of sticking a broomstick up your ass and then running around with it while holding your erect cock with both of your hands.

For extra points, urinate profusely while doing it.

Look, Larry's doing a Hairy Potter again!

Hairy Potter by Roth Vantage September 23, 2015

Hairy mutt 

When a girl doesnt shave her puss and leaves a forest down stairs. These girls are considered filthy, Yet plenty of men love a good hairy mutt

"Yeah i asked my girlfriend not to shave her mutt, now its a hairy Mutt"

"Hey Toni i can see your pubic hairs, shave ya hairy mutt!!"

"Last night i put my face in my sisters hairy mutt"

"Hey John can you shave my hairy mutt?"

Hairy mutt by Sloppy Rig July 7, 2012

Dusty hairy 

When you take the hairs of your weed and mix it with the keef in a grinder chamber.

Yo man did you just finish grinding that bud? We should pack a dusty hairy.

Dusty hairy by TBeck November 29, 2013

ben hardy 

one of the most gorgeous, intelligent, amazing people in the world. is so fit with long hair. needs to slide into my dms asap.

friend: oh my god look at this boy he’s so fit.
me:em excuse me. that would be ben hardy. born 2nd january 1991. he’s mine. don’t go ANYWHERE near him. thank you 😘

ben hardy by borhap March 12, 2019