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just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
mugGet the just got toldmug.

Got a bomb in her pocket

Describes a female with a really huge ass
Ex: person 1- Damn look at shawdy in the leggings over there

Person 2- OH MY! Shawdy got a bomb in her pocket !
by TheMessiahB August 16, 2018
mugGet the Got a bomb in her pocketmug.

he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023
mugGet the he got his dick knocked stiffmug.

Blud got the wrong pancakes

When someone is being a baby when they ordered something but the got the wrong order
He is being a baby at McDonald’s I guess Blud got the wrong pancakes
by Your local skyline R32 July 13, 2023
mugGet the Blud got the wrong pancakesmug.
A way to say a man is bisexual.

It comes from "what's sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander," meaning that the goose and gander despite differences have shared interests. But in this case the shared interest is that of the sauce provider.
Tony: I saw James out last night with Rebecca, but it kind of looked like they were on a date or something. Weird.
Sara: Why weird?
Tony: Isn't James gay? I know he used to date Terrence.
Sara: Oh, no---not gay; he's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander. Always been that way.
by bdawgy0 July 7, 2023
mugGet the He's got sauce for the goose and sauce for the gander.mug.

got you in the pipe

You’d probably heard this if your a Valkyrie main in apex, aka ape sex. It means you’re being perfectly lined up with, or aimed at by enemy weapons like missile, or large artilleries.
Viper: I’ve got you in the pipe, copper, five-by-five.
BT-7274: I sensed sarcasm.
by Juzobamboozled February 1, 2022
mugGet the got you in the pipemug.

Got my fuckin eggs yolked dude

When you're a dumb stoner and it takes you forever to process anything
"Kyle told me a joke and it took me like a minute to get, got my fuckin eggs yolked dude."
by Pheeblesweeebles December 10, 2020
mugGet the Got my fuckin eggs yolked dudemug.

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