things to do in Florida

1. Leave
2. Why are you still reading?
3. Just fucking leave

Friend- My parents are going to Florida and I wanna go dude
Me- things to do in Florida is a good list like first just leave bro

by Telling the hard truth dummy June 17, 2022

The Harrison Ford Effect

A common phenomenon where a person's most famous artwork, video, movie role, or other creation/appearance in media is incidentally their least favorite, and the person in question inevitably grows to hate said work as it becomes the sole thing they are known for.

The term is named after actor Harrison Ford, who has famously expressed his distaste for the Star Wars franchise after decades of only ever being seen as "the guy who played Han Solo."

A: "John setting his YouTube video to 'private' is just another case of the Harrison Ford effect. He's ready to move on from it."
B: "But it had over a million views!"
A: "That doesn't mean he enjoys hearing about it all the time."

by TSwany August 10, 2022

University of Central Florida

The orlando community college with an iconic, badass mascot named Knightro.

I go to the University of Central Florida, and I'm probably better than you.

by shroncke November 13, 2022

not so official florida day

On October 16th, anyone that has a name, you grab a pancake and throw it in the microwave. Why? I have no clue, and to the people who dont have a name. Find a microwave and throw it at a pancake.

Hey isnt it "not so official florida day"? Oh yeah!

by power surge outlet October 1, 2022

Myles Emmanuel Ford

A kind loving, big dick light skin person who you only wished is your best friend. He has the best ass, the greatest throat game, and a personality you can ever meet. You only wished you had the fuck body like M.E.F.

Me (AJ): I want to fuck Myles Emmanuel Ford

so bad.
Noah: Same

by AJD3565 January 15, 2023

what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023

WE WANT FLORIDA

A family-friendly way of expressing contempt for the Toronto Maple Leafs. This is akin to saying “Leafs Suck.”

“WE WANT FLORIDA” originated in the 2023 Stanley Cup Playoffs. Shortly after the Toronto Maple Leafs finally won a playoff series (since god knows when), childish Leaf fans were yelling “We Want Florida”, really wishing their next opponent to be the lower seeded Florida Panthers instead of the Boston Bruins (due to PTSD from 2013, 2018, 2019). Turns out Leaf Fans got exactly what they wanted…at an embarrasing cost. The Florida Panthers would quickly take a 3-0 series lead, where their fans would mockingly chant “WE WANT FLORIDA”. Florida would eventually choke the Leafs out of the series 4-1 in Toronto (with their veteran Radko Gudas professionally screaming into the Leafs Goaltender’s Face), and Panther’s forward Matthew Tkachuk would comment how happy he was to not hear many “We want Florida” chants by leaf fans.

by Nolan Griffin April 19, 2024