donkey bongos

“The whole town was donkey bongos when the aliens landed.”
“I can’t hang out tonight - donkey bongos.”
“If you’re down for donkey bongos I am too”
“I’m donkey bongos, aren’t you attracted to my light?”
by Dr. Cheez June 25, 2021
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The Laughing Donkey

“The Laughing Donkey” is the name of the person and the room party game “The Laughing Donkey”. This game were a bunch of consenting adult furries get a wheel and spin it until it stops on a name, whomever’s name it lands on must take a shot. This continues until someone passes out from drunkenness, this person is called “The Laughing Donkey”. “The Laughing Donkey” is then sodomized by the other players and sometimes even objects in the room. The goal of this game is to make the loser wake up full of the other player’s semen and make them hung over.
Person 1: “Where is Jonathan I need him to send over those IT forms so we can finalize the deal?”

Person 2: “Boss Jonathan went to that room party after the furcon and they played ‘The Laughing Donkey’ Jonathan was crawling all over the place this morning throwing up in the bathroom and leaving a trail like a snail, he CAN NOT work today”

Person 1: “God damnit why do only furries do IT I can never understand you fuckers!”

Person 2: “OwO; sowwy bossy~”
by EducationIsMyPurpose September 13, 2023
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Donkey Grip

That Puss that has the grip of a tight ass (Donkey/Ass)
I have the most tightest, fattest, meatiest, donkey Grip, icky sticky coochie in the entire world.
by The Yehudanater April 05, 2022
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coffee donkey

An under-appreciated barista who has to deal with screaming, entitled Karens all day about over-complicated coffee orders.

Made popular by the first episode of the FOX TV series, Scream Queens
"My buddy Joe works as a coffee donkey at Starbucks. I feel bad for him."
by horsetigerelephant October 30, 2021
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Pepper Donkey

One of the cutest donkeys known to the golden gates, occasionally wears a fancy hat and is known to to be adorable, fluffy ears and a popular person, pretty cool right? Known to like meese
Have u seen pepper donkey lately? Its his time for :pencil:
by Haz098222 October 28, 2022
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Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow of a bong while filling to the correct water level
Doc was burping the donkey so he could get ready to do a dab.
by cheddachris2 June 20, 2022
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Burping the donkey

Testing the airflow/water level of a bong or dab rig
Doc was burping the donkey to get ready for a dab.”
by cheddachris2 June 23, 2022
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