DAD

DAD: an acronym that stands for dead and decomposing, usually used when a person finds something really funny.

e. g: Dude 1 : "Bro, have you seen this tiktok?"
Dude 2:" Yeah bro, it had me DAD."

by ghosn November 5, 2020

Dad

The man who went to get milk and hasn't come back yet.

Mom when will Dad be back with the milk.

by Ghilik November 16, 2018

g dad taxes

G DAD TAXES it’s just G DAD TAXES

well... g dad taxes ig

by 🦁 May 31, 2021

DAD

That one dude that went to get milk and never met

Boy 1: ew are those fake Jordan's hahaha brokie

Boy 2: shut up and go hug ur dad.. oh wait u can't find him

Boy 1: shut up u know he went to get milk when I was 3 and I licked his yummy ball sack without permission 😢

by Your dad's dad mom's brother November 22, 2022

Joe dad

when y

Joe dad:
haha y'know
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by Yknowthe July 22, 2025

Woke Dad

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.

Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

by Doll.Face September 19, 2021

Dad-gro

Dad Agro.

Man, your dad had some serious dad-gro at the barbecue

by Wingedweaver February 7, 2024