can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee

a kid with a speech disorder asking his parent for a phone.

can i pwease have a phoneeeeeeeee mommyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy????

by hackb October 29, 2024

Can

A bit cold at first, but you can love him as you get to know him. He shares everything with the people he loves, so it might hurt him if you betray him. He's also one of the people who can have sex for almost the longest time in the universe and gives his partner an incredible experience. Also, if he's in a relationship with someone, he never upsets that person. He just tries to make her happy.
PS:He finds blondes incredibly attractive.

Einstein had found relativity of time when he saw how long Can had sex with his partner.

by Bulamadım November 22, 2021

can i pop a digiorno

A thing your white friend says to act black then everyone laughs at him and he laughs with them because he is embarressed

Something you do with your penis

"Yo, can I pop a Digiorno." "hahahaha what a fuckin loser."

"I'm going to go Digionro myself in my kitchen."

by Chick Fingers November 29, 2013

Jerry Can Test

History: A Jerry Can, is a metal container designed to transport 5.3 gallons of gasoline. These are commonly seen in military movies strapped to jeeps. The "Jerry Can Test" is actually a question: in a crisis situation would you rather have a certain person on your team or a Jerry Can of gasoline? If you would rather trade the person for a Jerry Can then they have failed the test.

I can't think of any reality TV stars that could pass the Jerry Can Test.
Mike Rowe and Chuck Norris ate the only people in Hollywood that could pass the Jerry Can test

by Matthewtake1 July 30, 2021

Can

The best looking dude in this world. Everyone wants to have sex with him and he is just sweet.

Girl 1 : Did you fuck with Can last night?
Girl 2 : Yes he has a very big dick and nice balls

by Good looking woman November 2, 2017

Can

It means life, soul, heart. Can is a very common name especially in Turkey, Azerbaijan and other Middle East countries. It's pronounced like John or Jun. People who use 'Can' they are definitely sexy, good-looking and funny.

A: Woah- who is this good-looking?

B: Can. The sexiest boy in the school.
A: Clearly.

by beginnerboi November 21, 2021

Red and White Can

Canned whipped cream, Campbell's Soup

Everybody was served with a choice of pumpkin or pecan and now we celebrated the luxury of our meal with a pressurized portion of whipped cream...big Red and White Can...shaken for maximum output. Mom moved around the table..."Would you like some whipped cream? Would you? And you?"

by SPrice1980 June 29, 2023