blow-bye

Da "inefficient" and "resource-wasting" female-on-male equivalent of da classic "wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am" male-on-female "casual quickie"; it involves da gal's merely getting da guy off with her mouth and then unceremoniously leaving, rather than staying around "after da fun is over" to share conversation and see if maybe a long-term romance might be possible.

I suppose dat "non-romantic" fellatio might indeed have its place on certain occasions (like if a cash-strapped gal needs to "purchase" a guy's one-time emergency-assistance), but dat's definitely not for me... I always make sure to get to know a chick at least a little bit and see if we :"click" before I ask her for oral sex, so dat hopefully there will be more "action" between us than just a blow-bye.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

plutonic blow job

When your platonic friend gives you a blow job and its the better than you anything you could imagine. You never knew blow jobs that good were out in the universe, and you doubted they really exist, much like the planet Pluto.

JB: Damn, I got a plutonic blow job the other day from Emily, it was fucking amazing!
Alex: You're so lucky, bro!

by ohheykittykitty July 24, 2019

blow-buy

Where a gal "purchases" a guy's assistance with one or more fellatio-sessions.

Monica Blewisnky is so smilingly attractive and has such huge luscious smoochy lips that she is usually able to get eager studs to assist her without having to pay them any money; she simply blow-buys anything she needs from them.

by QuacksO July 24, 2019

blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019

Blow White

When Disney is your drug of choice to escape reality, you are known as a Blow White.

"I made time for Disney and friends because I almost slit my wrists last week, and when I get home I have to hustle so I can financially make it in this world."

"She's such a fucking Blow White!"

by TheEducationalBullet November 17, 2019

Sustainable Blow

Blowjob without condoms to reduce to use of plastic and increase the likelihood of Sexually Transmitted Disease, don't try this at home

It's nicer way to ask a girl to do "Sustainable blow" a.k.a. blowjobs without condoms.

by Hongkongjokester November 19, 2019

Blowing Bubbles

When After receiving Head/ Sloppy Toppy/ A blow job, you cum into your partners nose and force them to blow cum bubbles during round two.

Man #1: hey I heard Charlie and Ronnie were blowing Bubbles last night at the party

Man #2: hey don’t hate it’s not that bad

by 😎💀 November 28, 2019