April 8th

become close friends with ur crush day. not close friends as in friend-zone but like to a level were yall can casually talk.

Thea: Its April 8th today go become besties with ______
Shazam: Ehh ig so. But i'll make sure not to friend-zone him

by master_fu_my_bestie April 7, 2022

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April 27

The day the biggest bitch the world has ever seen was born. Today is a historic day. This day giizbitch Martell was born.

April 27 is ass

by Fcknigha April 26, 2021

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April 17

National slap someone if they aren't wearing pink day

"Its April 17 and your not wearing pink today! Guess I gotta slap you now."

by DonaldTrump2021 April 16, 2021

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April 4th

National do what your girlfriend wants day

Guy1: Hey it’s April 4th bro
Guy2: really? Fuck that means I have to be bossed around by my girl

by Guywithabitch April 3, 2022

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A nice child who is about 13 years old. She plays basketball, practices the clarinet, Everything in between. If she is angered by a kid she will turn the game into dodgeball and directly hit the kid. She is just a kid trying to live life. Very chill

1 year ago, April was randomly on a walk to the park with her basketball. This random kid who passed by and hit her with a skateboard angered her so much that she hit him with the basketball and threw him to the other sidewalk.

by youtuber1289 April 30, 2022

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