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american football 

the most sped sport in the world, where you see fat man wearing 50 pound pads running around for 5 seconds at a time, and they still manage to break a sweat.
I saw a play in american football last for over 4 seconds!
No way dude!
american football by lfc319 June 17, 2015

American Christian 

An umbrella term referring to the various Christian sects of the USA (and especially the Bible belt) that hate poor people and foreigners.
Joe the Plumber: "God doesn't want my taxes going to Obamacare. God helps those who help themselves."
Joe's kid: "But Daddy, the Bible says we have to help poor people."
Sane person: "Never mind Joe. He's an American Christian."
American Christian by M@lcontent February 19, 2017

American 

Citizen of a country that used to be creative, hardworking and great. But lately they've become over privilaged, decadent, close minded, judgmental and plain stupid. Their youth only care about getting high or getting drunk and fucking. They live their life aimlessly off their parents' money and dont have any real life goals. They drop out of college or major in shitty pointless majors and complain about foreigners stealing their jobs. We all saw what happened in their elections. They have stereotypical views on every nation, look down upon them and disrespect them while the rest of the world surges forward. They're the typical example of "frog in a well" mentality. They don't know shit about any nation yet aren't shy to make judgmental and racist statements. They deserve all the bashing because most of it is true. There are a lot of nice kind hearted Americans too but the idiots are too crazy.
Dumb Fat American : heeyyyy hiiii wuyyyy!! Where are you from?
Me: hey. Uhm im from Asia.
Dumb Fat American : hey hiii yooo so do you guys celebrate thanksgiving up there?
Me: *cringes* why would we fucking celebrate fucking thanksgiving in fucking Asia you dumb American idiot *facepalm*.
American by Chooeysooares July 25, 2017

america moment

Mark: watch out for the guns
Toby: ope, america moment

american dream 

The american dream is, in essence, liberty. You can come to America and not be held back by the government, your religion, or your social status. The american dream is freedom.
american dream by Navioxupos July 22, 2008

the all-american rejects 

A bunch of whinney little girls in what is meant to be some sort of indie-pop-boyband mixture. Overall, thier music seems to sounds like some sort of retarded siren, or banshee singing into a microphone with the screetches of whats seems like broken, distorted guitars and rythmic drumming that is at the level of a two year old infant, then all mixed together to form the infamous, worst band ever, The All-American Rejects.
Guy one: Oh my god, what is that sound?

Guy two: The new single from the All-American Rejects!!!

Guy one: It sounds like shit!

Guy two: I know!