sucks to be you

An informal phrase to express general superiority to another individual's lesser situation; A way to acknowledge another's troubles.

"Joe got grounded for getting caught in the act, I replied "Sucks to be you, dude." "

by JOOLY June 14, 2004

you are a retarded

The way retards who haven't heard of grammer say: you are a retard.

Guy A:i do not agree with you
Twinty: lol then you are a retarded
Guy B:that grammar... lmao

by Remi1001 April 18, 2018

Thank you

1) What you say to someone to show your gratitude/appreciation.

2) What artists say in concerts after they are done with a song that is codeword for "Shut the hell up already!"

1) Person 1: Will you please pass the salt?
-Person 2 passes the salt to person 1-
Person 1: Thank you.
Person 2: Your welcome.
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2) Singer: Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: SHUT THE FUCK UP SO I CAN GET TO THE NEXT SONG, ASS MONKEYS.)
Fans: OMGZZ THAT WAS AWESOMEEE NEXT SONG PLS.
Singer: ...Thank you.
(the singer is actually saying: WELL, I WOULD IF YOU CROTCH SNIFFS WOULD SHUT UP.)
And then that carries on for an hour.

by Oivey October 19, 2008

Fork you!

When somebody at the dinner table asks you to go get them a fork, you go get the fork and then say, "Fork you!" as you hand them the implement.
Frequently elicits audible chuckling if not downright laughter.

{Voni}: Craig, can you please get me a fork?
{Craig}: Sure thing there Voni...(gets fork)...Here you are Aunt Voni. Fork you!
{Voni}: Chuckles quite noticeably

by Telephony June 7, 2018

You Tuber

One who wastes time watching You Tube videos (particularly when they should be working.) Computer variant of couch potato.

"They gave that you tuber a raise!? Every time I pass his desk he's watching videos."

by namowal March 1, 2009

Screw you

it says to someone that you think they should get their fat ass away before they go boom.basically you can say fuck off to mum without her getting pissed.

Mum: get off your laptop.i need it.
Me:screw you.its mine.
Mum:*silence*
Me:ha!!
Mum:*silence*
Me: *middle finger*

by lone wolf 1010 December 21, 2019

Bless You

After Jizzing in ones mouth, you punch him/her on the nose gently causing him/her to sneeze out your liquid romance and you proceed to say "Bless you!!"

Bob: Dude..how was last night??
John: It was great! I made her sneeze my cum out through her nose.
Bob: Did you say bless you?
John: And she said thank you

by T_Rexor September 24, 2011