I would rather walk the 8k's home

When you would rather walk a certain amount of km's to your house from your current location in order to leave an uncomfortable environment.

"I would rather walk the 8k's home than deal with Sharon right now as she is making me feel really uncomfortable".

by Lilblondedevil September 27, 2021

Walking out finger

The finger a man uses when he is “walking out” with his girl, typically the middle finger of the right hand.

She wouldn’t come back to my place, but by the time I got home my walking out finger was smelling of fish.

by Naughty Daddy June 12, 2019

World Of Walking

A joke in the World Of Warcraft community because of all the walking one must do in-game.

“Oh well, time to go back to the World Of Walking.”

by CCKat January 23, 2021

Par walk

Whilst playing golf, you don’t get an eagle, you don’t get a birdie but you get a par, the first thing you must do, MUST do, is the par walk.

A flat hand to the chest, shoulders back and a stern walk forward, a celebration of a three, four or five shotter. The par walk.

Hey dude, great shot, you know what you have to do now right??

Yeah I know man, the par walk…

by Tyn-y-mur January 23, 2022

Goon walk

A relaxed yet confident strut

Dave: damn look at him vibe...but hes also walking?
Tom: yah hes goon walking

by Beygl January 4, 2021

Walk of Shame

When you walk back to work after forgetting something because you were in a rush to leave work in the first place.

Supervisor: “You’re still here!? I thought you left x minutes ago!”

Literally Any employee: “Yeah, I just had to take the walk of shame cuz I forgot my wallet.”

Supervisor: *Insert any stupid comment that makes you wish they shut the fuck up*

by JusticeIsBlind February 13, 2020

Cat walk

The strange waddle your 99 year old cat does whilst salivating everywhere and walking towards a busy road, completely prepared to end their existence.
The cat will usually make a sick 'thump' noise when the car hits them.

"I just watched a cat walk"

by I'm_Immensley_bored November 5, 2021