Makes the most unessecary posts on instagram and laughs at his own jokes when nobody understands it. Loves to talk about racecars or just cars overall.
by （´∀`）ｂ October 27, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by You know I’m right June 17, 2018
Get the chrismug. News man 1 - "On tonights news, 23 year old male going to jail for absolutely beating the shit out of his girlfriend for touching his pizza rolls."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."
News man 2 - "Now thats what I called gettin' Chris Browned."
by jvic3 February 8, 2022
Get the Chris Brownedmug. He is the definition of perfect, he makes you feel like your the only one he cares about. He is very sweet and can be attractive, most importantly he is the most sweet, funny, optimistic, handsome person you’ll ever meet. ❤️
Chris is the love of my life.
by bigdogbutthole September 17, 2019
Get the Chrismug. That one asian kid whose last name is probably Yoo and sneaks out of class during his math class while the math teacher is watching Bad Little Liars. Chris is the type of kid to randomly scream Ree out of nowhere and make fun of people for having no nose bones and acne
by reetusing and fetusing July 29, 2019
Get the Chrismug. by Big Chris December 2, 2019
Get the Chris Johnsonmug. The man who loves Allah and loves to lecture his students on how Darwin is a fool and how he is the Antichrist , and Chris hates evolution. Chris favorite food is his famous dog poop sandwich, which consists of moldy bread moldy cheese, and of course , dog poop and with a whiff of skunk . Chris has a son named Allah ACKBAR, which looses all the time in airports
by Biggest tips fan August 13, 2025
Get the Chrismug.