Post-Muffle

When one's reply to a post or comment gets more likes/upvotes than the original post or comment. This usually shuts the OP up for awhile.

Bruh, I just Post-Muffled this dude on Twitter by posting his old racist Tweets under his BS unity Tweet. It got 1.5k and his only got 950.

by 010Rusty January 16, 2021

Scratching Post

Sex position in which the man enters the woman with her legs on his shoulders while at the same time she scratches his beard.

Caitlin and I totally did the Scratching Post last night. I don't know if the sex or the beard scratches felt better.

by Brclifford January 24, 2017

Lamp post

One of those things that are always on or off and you never see them turning on or off, it just happens and no one knows how

I've never seen a lamp post turn on or off, have you?

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016

Post-Nuttius Clarititus

Latin for Post Nut Clarity, Translates to the moment of clarity after an orgasm.

I was fucking this broad and had some major Post-Nuttius Clarititus.

by Billy Adler September 5, 2021

post peak depression

The feeling once you finish watching or playing something that is such a masterpiece or peak fiction that you think about it days after and you feel sad because you don't know if there will be something that will be able to come even close to it.
Sometimes the PPD comes with watching videos or reading things about the peak weeks after.

Bro I just finished Evangelion and now I have post peak depression!

by TheConductorOfThePoopTrain January 5, 2024

Post-Score Hookup

The act of winning back a lover and reclaiming your bang-piece, after a 20-year period.

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!

by mistercocohead August 22, 2016