T-Town

A mythological place where relationships don’t exist and your girl WILL cheat on you.

Person 1- Yo I think your girl is letting the whole football team run a train on her

Person 2- T-Town.🤷 ♂️

by I am Omniscient December 21, 2024

Town Syndrome

a horrific life-threatening neurological disease in which the affected individual has no concept of anything existing outside the tiny bubble that is their home town.

symptoms include but are not limited to:
- being very popular in high school and constantly talking about “the glory days”
- having a constantly dwindling friend group because everyone else is moving on with their life
- still showing up to high school parties
- white
- always trying to get into to fights because of a deep feeling of failure or unhappiness

You: “Boss got me workin overtime this weekend, i wish i had gone to college or traveled somewhere, and never got diagnosed with town syndrome.”

That one guy you kinda saw around in high school who is now somehow your “best friend”: “shut up, you fucking towny”

by eggon targaryen November 10, 2022

Fancy down town handshake.

when a man tries a awkward position to masturbate.

"what was that noise coming out of your room last night?"

" i was on the dresser trying to give myself a Fancy down town handshake. "

by Thatguymyguy December 10, 2012

go to town

when youre about to devour your food

you: im about to go to town on this pizza bro!

by evo2k May 4, 2025

Trudeau town

A shanty town composed of tents situated in many Canadian city public parks housing the many Canadians that couldn't afford rent anymore after Trudeau took power in 2015. After almost 10 years in power Trudeau's liberal/neo liberal policies of working class immiseration and dollar devaluation made it so that large swaths of Canadians became homeless; unable to afford rent for even the modest accommodations. Those whose only recourse was an insulated tent in a city park.

John: "Man, they outsourced my job to India and brought a million of them here, now I can't afford this studio apartment!"
Jagmeet Padjeet: "Then get out, go live in the Trudeau town across the street from here!"

by jjijijd3 January 22, 2024

Two Neck Town

A small desolate town, abandoned; similar two a one horse town

I went to a town like St. Augustine and saw tumble weeds. That was a two neck town!

by Adisalvo February 14, 2024

Mi gwaan higley town heroes

What your Jamaican dad says when he wants to watch higley town heroes

Dad: mi gwaan higley town heroes! I’m from Jamaica ya.

Daughter: I want Max and ruby

Dad: yuh nuh know weh yuh a seh. Yuh nuh white! Yuh waan watch Higley town heroes

by Joseph Long January 13, 2025