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potato-helping

Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.
A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.

B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.

A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
by Roselle Corin July 3, 2023
mugGet the potato-helpingmug.

potato

A poorly made MUGEN fighter typically characterized by its low damage output, poor AI, and inability to use its moves (or if they use them, they tend to use the wrong ones). In the rare event it does use a super move, it is either just as weak as their regular attacks or does absurdly high damage without any explanation. May also be poorly animated, use badly ripped sprites, and/or have ugly colors.
Viewer: These potatoes are boring. They're just weakly punching each other and jumping around like idiots.
Poorly Made Vegeta #123456789: FINAL FLASH
Viewer: HOW DID THAT TAKE 75% OF HIS HEALTH? HE WAS BLOCKING!
by someoneelsedoingthings December 22, 2013
mugGet the potatomug.

Potato

Person: why are you so obsessed with potatoes?

Me: i am president potato
by StrangerFan011 May 31, 2018
mugGet the Potatomug.

potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks
Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us
by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017
mugGet the potatoes and molassesmug.

greato potato

by jkentos March 1, 2009
mugGet the greato potatomug.

Potato on the barrel

Potato on the barrel, this gun won't make a sound
by splat1234 November 2, 2023
mugGet the Potato on the barrelmug.

Potato Effect

The theory that potato's are like whore's in that they're ugly things that people like to "do" stuff with just like sluts
Uck, Mark is in love with Christa, she lays a guy every day but she's uglier than ape shit.
Dude potato effect blows.
by awesomepichickeninja November 25, 2010
mugGet the Potato Effectmug.

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