The condition known as Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome is when one suffers the chronic traumatic stress syndrome brought about by a dream, or dreams; of being a squirrel, and waking up to find out that they are not in fact, a squirrel. Also known as PSTS.
I heard Lou Lou is suffering from Post-Squirrel Trauma Syndrome again, the poor girl. We'll bake her some brownies and take them over to her den where she's hiding.
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
'Oh you mean PSTS, that's nasty stuff!'
by mojoroberts December 24, 2016
If the scratch user @White_Crystal_gaming doesn't post in the next five seconds @famedelf will come to his house within an hour
by Crysl November 30, 2022
Don't care bitch you don't hage a right to do it EITHER WAY you fucking mongrel. You need to take your own advice and humble yourselves OR get your kids murdered more frequently until you learn to stop infesting people's lives like the cockroaches you are.
Hym "You're trying this as post hoc rationalization and it isn't going to work. 1 or 0 fuck-face. Choose."
by Hym Iam June 06, 2024
A woman between the age of 30-35 thats hit her beauty peak and is starting to decline in attractiveness. Remember the saying "Men age like wine, Women age like cheese", well its real. They tend to get fat, their boobs sag, especially after having children, and their vagina looks like a roast beef sandwich that went ten rounds with Mike Tyson.
by Smith039 January 24, 2024
by bigmtdewdrinker August 02, 2006
by Darkstarprojects October 24, 2008
A self-doting submission to Urban Dictionary, usually under the title of one’s own name, for the sole purpose of stroking the adolescent ego of a budding sociopath.
“Billy spent all of class writing a rambling vanity post, because that’s what happens when your parents tell you you’re so special but also don’t discipline”.
by Rustbelt_Noir May 07, 2019