real.

Something used by people who have no friends to describe a serious situation that they think is funny which it usually is.

: my dad died.
: real.

by Anderson Doom November 5, 2022

yeosangs real wife

faith (oneuspaved on tiktok) is yeosangs only wife!

“wow did you see that girl faith over there she is yeosangs real wife”

by oneuspaved September 12, 2021

Real Bunny Hours

The time between 11pm and 1am where boys become extremely horny and want to fuck anything that moves.

Chad:” Bro I entered real bunny hours last night and almost cheated on my girl”

Tanner:” Yeah bro real bunny hours make your penis take control”

by Real Meme Man February 8, 2018

Real

Josiah Alexander Powell

Person 1: Ur fake smhhh
Person 2: search “real” in the urban dictionary

by Ice cream holster April 30, 2021

i think we should have a real dog

Idea for getting a new dog that isn't a stuffed animal

I think we should have a real dog Defined as getting a real dog

by Piiopdgh July 28, 2017

Is Denmark real?

No.

"Is Denmark real?"
"No you dumbass."

by SeaFy July 11, 2022

real talker

Someone who completely and publicly says and states real things.
Furthermore, this guys is certainly presumed to remain alone and wank ever after due to his excessively stupid sincerity.

A: Man! Wanna date?
B: Nah! I amma motherfucker real talker.

by Pepe Pham October 7, 2018