Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

When a psychedelic employee likes to mix colour pencils and colour drugs in your sandwich at Subway.

TheOdd1sOut: Whoa, dude. My sandwich tastes like colours...

by the Sun is a deadly February 15, 2021

I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

biscuit sandwich

Two slices of white bread with a biscuit in between

Popped open the trunk and grabbed my biscuit sandwich

by camper2017 September 14, 2017

Raccoon sandwich

A sandwich famously eaten by the great orham of the sheetmetal world, made by a blend of pet raccoon shit and stale bread, it is most enjoyed by the council house family’s of today.

Jeremy brought a raccoon sandwich into work today

by Chicken shop August 31, 2018

Cock Jam Sandwich

When a man ejaculates inside of a woman’s ass and licks his gooey man jam as it fall back out between the woman’s bread buns.

I went raw dog in David’s old lady and that freak made me eat a cock jam sandwich

by Breadbun November 9, 2020

Ham sandwich

When the pink pussy lips hang low

Bruh... the girl I shagged yesterday had a MAD ham sandwich! Ate that shit like a damn snack though

by Imsouljahboy July 18, 2019

potato sandwich

A placeholder: A noun for whenever you can't think of anything to say.
or
Something a bearded man says when all hope is lost and it's well passed 4am.

CLICK ON THE POTATO SANDWICH

by Tyrusnnao January 23, 2018