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Russian Time Bomb 

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?

Russian Blowjob 

Verb; the act (or acts) of using the breasts of a woman to envelope & masturbate a males privates as well as performing oral.

formerly a boob-job
Brother, jacks mom took me home after the game & gave me the sloppiest russian blowjob!”
Russian Blowjob by Feroluci July 3, 2024

Russian Lemonade

A practice during anal sex in which the man takes a massive piss inside the woman's ass, takes his dick out after, and lets her squirt the piss out of her ass into a glass
David: Last night me and my gf had a glass of Russian Lemonade after I fucked her in the ass, it tasted like shit and ass but I liked it

Jose: Why the fuck am I friends with you?
Russian Lemonade by thatytdude August 2, 2024

Russia Today 

I don't watch Russia Today, so I am ok.
Russia Today by lololol lololol August 14, 2024

Russian Wall 

A Russian (or Eastern European) woman hits the "Russian Wall" when she goes from being young and attractive to old and unattractive seemingly overnight.

See also: Hit the Asian Wall
Man, you better get in and out before she hits the Russian Wall!
Russian Wall by Svet8923483065 August 17, 2024

Russian blitz 

Slang for jumping into a questionable situation with no planning or preparation, and then taking forever to ultimately accomplish nothing of value
Putin boasts of being able to take Kiev in 2 weeks. Day 908 of the invasion, this is a Russian blitz.
Russian blitz by Enheduanna1 August 20, 2024