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Social Chopping Block

A metaphorical place in your mind where you decide whether you will cut off your friends/acquaintances; hence the name chopping block.
Adam: Have you heard about how fucking lazy Charles is?
Sam: Yeah, he texted me out of the blue asking for a damn math assignment, he’s up on my social chopping block.
by Wtf_123 February 12, 2025
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Bypress Block

The tuffest niggas in the Bronx ‼️ Known for having other hoods take flight
Don't go to Bypress block them nigga wild
by Nobodyxzy October 8, 2016
mugGet the Bypress Blockmug.

Glock Blocked

When trying to buy a gun at work and the firewall blocks guns and violence
Man, I was trying to look at a Glock online at work and got Glock Blocked!
by Glock Blocked February 23, 2017
mugGet the Glock Blockedmug.

block-or-two

When she has such a phat ass it is visible from a block or two away.
Bro, I am telling you her ass is so phat you could that shit from a block-or-two away.
by EMKM March 21, 2017
mugGet the block-or-twomug.

Block

Oh!? Is that what it does, Tim? It stops people from stalking you? I mean...
Hym "You have to see the parallel between that and my thing, right? Like... Yeah, is that a problem, to you? Not being able to block people on Twitter? So, you have a problem... With a LESS IMPACTFUL version of what's happening to me... THAT is news worthy... The Twitter version of not being able to block people... Wow guys... Just wow... You're dumb. You're actually dumb. Borderline retarded! Getting rid of the block feature is the ultimate retard test for people who are aware of Hym. 'I think is bad for logic reason because I'm smart' YOU'RE NOT SMART MF! You're a retard! You failed the test! The ONLY response that constitutes 'Not a retard' is agreeing with the decision. You failed! And you REPORTED ON IT! AS NEWS! You actually take yourself seriously! And reported on YOU no longer being able to do... The thing I have NEVER been able to do... You're a fucking retard man..."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
mugGet the Blockmug.

Cat block

Like a cock block but with wlw folks
Me and my gf were gonna fuck but then my phone rang and I got called in to work. My boss was being such a cat block
by kitkit katkat October 8, 2020
mugGet the Cat blockmug.

Clock Blocked

When you are having a wet dream but your alarm clock goes off right when you are about to get to the best part.
Nicholas was cranky the other day because he said he got clock blocked.
by JungleNugget May 22, 2016
mugGet the Clock Blockedmug.

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