I'M your daddy

when a baby faced guy shorter than 5'8 tries to talk shit

SUM TING WONG:"talks shit in chineseAMERICA HAS A HISTORY OF A LESS THAN 200-300 YEARS, AT MOST 400. WE HAVE 5000 YEARS OF CHINESE HISTORY COMPARED TO THAT. 26 CHARACTERS IN YOUR VOCABULARY WHICH YOU CANT MAKE ANYTHING FROM, I CAN USE A THOUSAND WORDS TO TALK TO YOUR 18 GENERATIONS OF ANCESTORS, FUCK YOUR MOM."
John:"lower your tone boy I'M your daddy!"

by Kangz of Egaypt May 28, 2020

I'm sooooooo fine

A colloquial phrase pioneered by none other than Daniel Park, the record-smashing Fattest Man in Canada. These words are often used in situations when the speaker is anything/everything EXCEPT safe, but they refuse to publicly admit that they are about to get completely boned.

*leaves 86 out of 100 questions on a multiple choice exam unanswered*
"I'm sooooooo fine."

by Chipsachoi December 17, 2018

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

i'm not a player

Meaning you're not a slut, you just love sex. A lot.

Yo, my nigga I'm not a player, I just love to fuck a lot

by Yourgurllmkutie November 04, 2014

I'M ONE

I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE I'M ONE

How old are you? I'M ONE

by IMONE124115512251512125152 December 27, 2023

I'm feeling sunny today

Ok so this word cand have two separate meanings
1. Your feeling very bright and bubbly much like the sun
2. You wanna jump off a hospital building as my time by bo en plays in the background/hj

Person 1:I'm feeling sunny today
Person 2:oh are you ok?????

by KEI RLLY LIKES OMORI October 18, 2023

I'm folking

Kinda like yiking out but better

I'm folking your mother

I'm folking out!

by Celestewithgun July 10, 2022