ninja

An asian who totally kicks ass (like me).

Whoa! That guy is a freakin NINJA!

by theninjaofbeasts August 23, 2012

Instant Ninja

Untapped involuntary asskickery potential which can only be accessed after walking through a spider web. Usually accompanied by a girly scream and kung fu hands.

Highly amusing to watch from a distance.

P1: "Maaaan, what was that shit ?"

P2: "Ergh. Spider web."

P1: "Oh. Hahahaha... Instant Ninja"

by Iron_tech September 23, 2012

Ninja

Just watch Naruto

I would love to be a ninja.

Naruto has ninja’s

by Dead_Rose42 August 2, 2021

Logistical ninja

One who owns at making shit happen!

Did you see this party, Bob is a logistical ninja!

by Smrtblue December 6, 2017

Nate the ninja

A boy who is passionate and doesn't take any joke when he raps or addressing someone

He's not afraid to speak his
Mind he also goes by the name prince nate

Nathan M runs homstead and sunrise.

Nate the ninja, is a very funny person

He's comebacks are very hurtful

And he's kinda a fight wgen he's irritated.

by Kashmenate March 22, 2019

puddle ninja

a person who runs around and splashes people with puddles

guy 1: awww man, that puddle ninja got me
guy 2: he hasn't got me yet *splash*
both: fucking puddle ninjas

by wu ninja clan November 25, 2012

ninja you froze

when a ninja freeze on the facetime

“NINJA YOU FROZE!”

by rexburkheadsquestionableheadas September 16, 2018