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Hot Pocket

The act of having sex with a tomato sauce covered penis.
I gave my girl the old hot pocket last night.
by Bridgetroll July 25, 2018
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Pocket

Noun. A term given to a prison inmate who is used for sex by the other inmates. Used as a derogatory term given to any person usually acting out.

Also loosely tied to the term given to an inmate who, while holding another inmates inner pants pocket, follows around said inmate akin to a sub and a dom.
Dude Chad got caught masturbating in the JC Penny fitting rooms again, he's such a fuckin' Pocket bro.
by NotJoeDierte June 14, 2023
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Hot pocket

When someone is in the act of felching and inhales a fart straight from an asshole
Nick was felching Sal last night and caught a hot pocket. He held it in like a bong hit until he passed out.
by MP9 June 14, 2016
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Dirty hot-pocket

A dirty hot-pocket happens when you slather your wiener in marinara sauce and stick it in a dirty coochie
My girl said she hasn’t showered in a week and told me to come over and give her a dirty hot-pocket
by Bigdaddy15350 September 21, 2023
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utility pocket

A hot pocket with multiple uses. First the Vallie creature fucks it, using the marinara sauce as a gentle lube. After the hot pocket has been fucked it is then consumed, resulting in a multi use hot pocket.
I fucked the utility pocket in my hentai filled shame dungeon.
by #Hashtagtherealmcqueen December 11, 2016
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NEW YORK HOT POCKET

The act of splurging on new clothes only to have them covered in semen and baked at 327 degrees for 39 hours then eating said clothing.
I brought some New York hot pocket to my friends baby shower
by FAT ASS CHIGGA December 28, 2024
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