like a dragons nostril

The feeling you would get while trying to pass very spicy food the day after eating it

"Here Mick did you enjoy the vindaloo last night?" " yes ,but my asshole was like a dragons nostril this morning"

by spoofaRoof March 31, 2015

kicks like a mule

When a gun got a really hard recoil.

I tested the .44 yesterday. It kicks like a mule.

by name *someguy = ? December 20, 2008

I like fish

It's when you like fish

"Excuse me, can I tell you something very important."
"Uh, sure."
"I like fish"

by jiggysaw17 May 7, 2020

Pissing like a bat

When a member of the male race, usually in an alcohol enhanced state enters a foreign toilet either without light or is unable to find the light switch, he develops the innate ability to urinate with extreme accuracy,(in some case's more so than if he was aided by illumination), using only the sound produced by his strong and mighty stream against the unsuspecting water, and an initially well placed shot and thus pissing into the bowl while avoiding the walls much as a bat would fly around a cave.

Toilet guest one: Good news or bad news first?
Toilet guest two: Good
One: The toilet has heated floors
Two: whats the bad?
One: theres a leak and the light is blown
Two: ... Oh seams pissing like a bat isnt my forte.
One: o.0

by morefeind May 15, 2011

Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

Smells like Quatchi.

When Olympic silliness reaches such heights that you can virtually smell the mascots.

Have you walked around downtown Vancouver lately? Smells like Quatchi.

Security for the 2010 Vancouver Winter Games is costing nearly $1billion? Smells like Quatchi.

by VancouverDave February 9, 2010

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

by DJ Curly Fry April 24, 2006