Jack-off

Noun: A person, either male or female, who wastes a car salesperson's time when that salesperson could be doing something either more constructive or entertaining. Used as the strongest epithet for a non-buyer in the retail automotive industry.

"Would you believe that fucking Jack-off had Johnny test drive him in three cars then left without so much as a writeup!!" Also, "Beat it, you Jack-off!" Frequently shortened to "Jack", such as "What a Jack!"

by daxwes September 19, 2009

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jack little

An asshole who lies and cheats, and LOVES to play on people's emotions! He will do what he can to have you thinking strongly about him, when really he's just been the snake in your grass!

Jack Little was a complete fake! Or Jack Little is full of shit!

by ddawn April 14, 2015

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nipple jack

A card game played with two players where they make the rules up as they go along. but when you put a jack down you have to say "scoop up your body." and scoop up a random card with the jack.

David:Hey sarah, ya wanna play nipple jack?
Sarah:Yeah i do David.
Davis: Deal the cards then.

by !!!!!sarah!!!!! July 31, 2008

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Elbow Jack

The Elbow Jack is the latest in jerking off technology. It is proven to be the most pleasureable method of beating your meat.

Requirments, - Penis - Elbow - lubricants

In order to do the Elbow Jack your elbow must be flexible.

Step One: Place erect penis between forearm and bicep.

Step Two: Apply Lubricant

Step Three: Slowly start up and down motion. Until you have came.

Warning If jerking to fast, rug burn may occur.

Invented by: Paul & J.D Sanghera.

I love the creators of the Elbow Jack.

by Big Black Paul June 8, 2009

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