This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025
Get the jordan walkmug. An unbelievably stupid person. When the good Lord was makin' men, He got a whole bunch of 'em all whomped up together and then He decided to knock off for the rest of the day, thinkin' He'd put the brains in later. But guess what happened? A whole bunch of them critters just upped and walked off 'fore he ever got back. And that's what we've got here. Walk-off.
by CmePO September 13, 2021
Get the Walk-offmug. The term was coined based on the fact butt walkers walk as though they either want to be in your butt, or have you in their butt, and walk trying to catch you, or themselves, in it.
Yo, this dude keeps zig-zagging and changing his speed while walking in front of me... total butt walking.
by ##########17 March 16, 2011
Get the butt walkingmug. by DINGLESLORP November 23, 2022
Get the Billy walkmug. by GT4eva November 13, 2015
Get the Wack and Walkmug. Hall: Man my connect all jammed up
Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae
Gloves: Pull over ima walk the block
Skeet: That isn't a very good idea
Gloves: Shut da fuck up lil nigga i'm tryin buy some yae
by Nicole & Lauren August 10, 2016
Get the Walk The Blockmug. by FuckingIdiotThot October 15, 2018
Get the The Walking Grapemug.