hit with the reads

When your in a class and you and your friends are not working at ALL, but you teacher thinks you are wroking.
WOW, Dude. We "hit with the reads" on our teacher and she never picked up on it. All class we never did any work.
by Drew Debree March 29, 2016
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On May 20th every year is a day where you hit an Aidan.
Today is National Hit Aidan Day (NHAD)
by NHADuser May 20, 2025
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National bong hit day

March 29, 2019 is national bong hit day. Hit all your bongs you use and have a great time!
Yo, it’s National bong hit day today, let’s go sesh!
by Mary Jane mika March 28, 2019
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Macadamia nut hit

Crack hits harvested from Tacoma, Wa.
Sally partakes in the finest macadamia nut hits straight from Sea-Tac.
by MommaCAS1976 August 11, 2020
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hit my hand

The act of requesting payment in a circumstance where you could use Information against someone but choose not to
“Yo, I saw you hit that parked car over there. I won’t say nothing if you hit my hand” (normally accompanied by extending the hand out and rubbing thumb and first two fingers together.)
by Forwono1017 January 30, 2025
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Hit me in my jaw

Word by nick and tyree
Hit me in my jaw please bro
by DontFuckingWorryBoutIt May 24, 2018
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Hitting The Wire

A Respectful way to refer to masturbation or self pleasurer.
Kay should really get a girlfriend, he's been hitting the wire the whole summer.
by Dollar$$ June 09, 2022
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