grandma friend

the extremely generous friend who is willing to pay more than there fair share for meals, gives great gifts, and will smoke you down whenever.

grandma friend

by johnathy dongle September 1, 2017

friend-bench

the place you go when the person you are romantically interested in tells you they want to just be friends.

a strategy that rarely works where someone continues being friends with their romantic interest thinking they have a chance to get with them, even though the other person blindly hooks up with everyone but them because they are "such good friends"

Stan got relegated to the friend-bench again when Samantha hooked up with John at the end of the night even though Stan chatted her up for four hours.

by The real Agame January 6, 2010

anti-friend

One who acts as if they are your best friend, but when asked non-surface level questions, refuse to answer.

An anti-friend will also ask you to divulge all your deepest secrets, then go behind your back and tell everyone.

Friend John: Dude, who did you fuck this weekend?
Friend Steven: Fuck you man, i don't kiss and tell.
Friend John: But, I thought we were best friends... you're being an anti-friend.

by kranzenator February 20, 2012

Friend of Doherty

A person who uses hard drugs, in a reference to Pete Doherty, who is famed for his chemical excesses, but is still a legend. It is a play on the expression friend of Dorothy, a term used to describe gay people.

"I wouldn't go near that guy if I was you, I heard he's a Friend of Doherty"

by guz90 August 1, 2008

Fake friend

Someone you once trusted and loved but then they started treating you like shit. If They hurt you and gossip about you they are fake friends, if they make you sad and than getting mad at you about being hurt because of what they say. Trust me guys: you are not over reacting, you are not petty or stubborn. If it hurts you it hurts you and this is never your fault. Even if you don't have a lot of friends, it's better than having a fake friend. So if you realized you have a fake friend do yourself a favor and live him alone.

Example: "no she is a fake friend. Don't talk to her trust me she will hurt you"

by Love yourself more October 20, 2019

Dude Friend

A word used for a close friend, instead of calling then dude.

"I'm not a dude, I'm your friend"
"ok, I'll call you dude friend!"

by ohiogal500 November 11, 2011

summer friend

In Internet forums and chat rooms, this phrase is used sarcastically as a response to a low-effort comment or bad attempt at trolling, to indicate to the author of said comment that his is immature, a newcomer adolescent as a result of excess free time stemming from summer school vacation. The meaning is closely related to a modern Eternal September.

- Yo mum said that last night, LAWL
- Hello summer friend. :)

by pinetree42 July 8, 2015