Free!

A anime that has HOOOOOTTT boys swimming. It's fucked up.

A: Hey, did you watch the new movie from 'Free!'?
B: Of course. Did you look at Haru? He's sooooo cute

A: Hell no, Makoto is better.

by NoobGamer0398 September 2, 2019

Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything

Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.

by Notnob January 7, 2024

Sugar free gummy bears

Gummy bears that basically just act as laxatives. Diarrhea hell ensues. They have funny reviews on Amazon.

Holy SHIT I ate 5 sugar free gummy bears and now I don’t think I’m ever leaving my porcelain throne

by LeoTheKilljoy January 6, 2024

99% fat free mayonnaise

When you try to be on diet so you buy the fat free one but really it's not even that good.

"Oh Janine, I'm only buying this 99% fat free mayonnaise because I'm on a diet"

by YeetusMcGeetus March 21, 2019

nigels free parking

using dead mums parking disability badges. spaz fraud

nigels free parking cool

by mrs tosser November 12, 2025

Free Candy

Giving away candy for free. Mostly given by people in white van cars.

Hey kid do you want some free candy, just come to my van over here.

by orange_FAYGO December 27, 2022

Free

Bored of the opposite person in your relationship. Want someone else instead because got bored of your girlfriend. To break up.

Jake told his girlfriend he wanted to just be free and not have to deal with her, later she found out he went straight to another girl.

by Maddiison November 24, 2018