DUMP DONKEY

DUMP DONKEY

Sorry I am not sure who is the jackass in this relationship, please accept this DUMP DONKEY as a parting gift.

by BREAKINGUP JACKASS May 18, 2022

Shrek-donkey-head-donkey

monkey have one banana, banana valuable, monkey have 2 banana, banana not valuable

or a dub but

what a Shrek-donkey-head-donkey person

by Shrek-donkey-head-donkey May 5, 2022

The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

A metaphor for timing, basically saying the time must be right.

Trevor: Should I ask this girl out, she said I was cute?
Shawn: The Donkey Only Shits at Noon

by JPOEMMAMA January 7, 2022

The Donkey Rock

A mythical creature that is a combination of both rock and donkey. It has the force of a Rock and kicks like a Donkey. It plays with a heart yet plays hard like stone/rock. This crazy breed somehow comes together for the win. The Donkey Rock has earned its place as the mascot of Malverne/East Rockaway's Lacrosse team.

The Donkey Rock quickly sneaked up on its prey (the ball) and continued for its goal.

by erinyyy33 May 27, 2011

Donkey Noodle

When you put a dick into a pool noodle and create a vacuum on the other side.

Yo, I totally donkey noodle'd myself. it totally works.

by chuckenUwU January 29, 2024

Donkey cheeks

When you are so bad at something you are literally an asses ass.

“Boy you donkey cheeks”

by Creator of donkey cheeks November 14, 2018

donkey

used to be referred to as an ass but that word is used for joe Biden now

wow! joe Biden is such a stupid ass
(the rear end of a donkey)

by Just a HARD-ON worker October 5, 2020